Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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