She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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