About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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