If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
There r osticjed everywhere
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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