Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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