it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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