I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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