ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I CAN MOONWALK!
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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