thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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