Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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