Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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