We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I had to cum in my sink.
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