my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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