Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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