I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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