we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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