I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
