Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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