She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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