Cold hands, warm shart.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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