I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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