Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
We are all done wearing pants today
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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