i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
it's like heaven, but drunker
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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