Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
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i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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