Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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