Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Do plants get herpes?
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