Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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