why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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