I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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