I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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