Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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