I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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Im part way to drunk.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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