well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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