i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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