I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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