i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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