im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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