i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
