Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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