my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
Randomize