I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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