Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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