I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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