Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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