Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
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The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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