2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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