My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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