HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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