I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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