my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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