Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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