420 ftw
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i just had sex bonerless
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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