he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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