Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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