Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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