well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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