There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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