i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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