someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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