I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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